Human Beings Are Not a Failed Experiment
Human beings are not a failed experiment, there is a solution!
The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of make or year, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component of the heart.
This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve, resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed ‘Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality,’ or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.
Some of the symptoms include:
- Loss of direction
- Foul vocal emissions
- Amnesia of origin
- Lack of peace and joy
- Selfish or violent behavior
- Depression or confusion in the mental component
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect, is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, Jesus, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. See example listed below.
Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component.
No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
- Self control
Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers’ Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.
DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace.
The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.
Thank you for your attention!
P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this important recall notice, and you may contact the Father any time by ‘Knee mail.’ Because He Lives!
A simple P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Have You Accepted God’s Free Gift?
The Bible promises that when you pray a prayer like the one written here from your heart, you will experience a new life in Christ. Simply read it aloud and mean it from your heart.
It is very important that you read it OUT LOUD.
Father, I come to You just as I am.
There is nothing I can do to earn salvation—I cannot work my way into a right relationship with You.
The Bible says that we are saved by grace through faith as a gift from You. I confess that I have sinned against You and others. I ask You to forgive me and wash me clean with the precious, life-giving blood of Jesus Christ, Your Son. I believe that He died for me—He took my sin upon Himself and died on the cross for me.
And I believe that He was raised from the dead, giving me power over the enemy.
Jesus, I ask You to come live inside of me. I don’t understand everything about being a Christian, but I invite You into my life to help me learn daily how I am to live.
Thank You, Father, for Your gift of restoration and eternal life.
I am so grateful for Your love and mercy.
In Jesus’ name, amen.
Reference a Holy Bible:
See John 3:16; Ephesians 2:8,9; Romans 10:9,10; 1 Corinthians 15:3,4; 1 John 1:9; 4:14-16; 5:1,12,13.
There are many resources to help you restore every area of your life that may have been stolen, polluted, or kept from you by the lies of the enemy, the wicked one named Satan, or from having a lack of knowledge of the principles outlined for us in the Word of God. You have a soul (mind, will, emotions) and the Holy Bible is the owner’s manual on how to operate it. Satan wages war with you by attacking your mind with lies.
The mind is the battlefield that the enemy chose to wage war against you so renew your mind with the Word of God and you will soon see the Kingdom of God manifest (come alive) in your own life.
One of the best books on this topic is called,
“Battlefield of the Mind” by Joyce Meyer – ISBN 978-0-446-69109-3
Listed here are some stable and trusted ministries Father God has anointed for this purpose.
Use a computer to reach the internet and look up these resources. If you don’t have access to a computer go to a local library.
If you are not familiar with how to use the internet, ask someone for assistance such as a librarian.
God’s Throwing a Party! Are you going?!